Ohhhhh, the life of a cat!
7:00 am : Wake up with owner and complain because:
a) Not enough food in bowl
b) Bathroom door closed, which is completely is unacceptable
7:10 am: Lie in bed with other owner and sleep
9:30 am: Wake up with owner #2 and demand petting. Proceed to complain about door to bathroom being closed.
10:00 am: Stare longly and owner's bowl of cereal. Creep up closer and closer, very slowly.
10:15 am: Owner taking a shower....lick the milk off the bowl...run away when owner notices....
10:25 am: Lie on the small strip of sun. Sleep.
3:00 pm: Move to:
a) The couch
b) Owner #2's pillow
c) the closet
Proceed with napping
7:00 pm- Run away from strange noises from elevator and strange looking 2 wheel object. Hide.
7:10 pm- Greet owner, once the threat has been removed.
7;20 pm - complain and demand petting.
11:00 pm -Sleep with owners in bed
11:30 pm - Eat
12:00 am- play with other cat in a very noisy way, so as to disturb owner #1 and #2
3:00 am- Complain about something loudly
5:00 am- Eat
6:00 am- play loudly
note: Use litter box and constant intervals.
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